2011

The Wookiee Hut News and Weather: 2011 Archive

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December 13, 2011
A good thing about colder weather in the northern climes — these are months with "R" in them, which means oysters are in season! In truth, they are safe to eat all year, but they aren't spawning when the water is cold, so they are fat and sweet ... this most famous of the purported aphrodisiacs should be the mascot of the 'Hut! After all, we hope to spawn tales of love and intimacy and sex ... and some good oyster recipes, too. Bon appetit, no matter what your preferred appetites or the way you need to be sated.

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Jedi Submissive Ta'tan'ia
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X / Slash (f/f) Ta'tan'ia is a Twi'lek, and you know what they say about the sexual proclivities of that species ... and combine that in Bethany Handcuff's "Imperial Prostitute" universe, and there is going to be a lot of sexual breaches and hungers, along with Jedi vs Imperials machinations. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Pleasure & Pain
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Epilogue
by Kidan
Rated PG Freed from the embrace of pain, Anakin is given a mission and Lumiya makes sure he has someting to lose. And given that she's managed to raise Anakin from the dead already, what's the worst she could do? The concluding chapters to this story thread! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
CO2
by Diana deRiggs
Rated PG-13 Leia can't become involved with Han ... nor with Luke. It's about who she is; her whole life, she's been trained to love the galaxy, not just ONE man. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Dance of Union
by Kidan
Rated PG Being joined with the Killik nest actually gave some joiners a sense of belonging and support that they missed when they became separated. He and others have to find other ways — as individuals — to join ... GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Emperor's Hand
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R You can be the Hand willingly, or have it forced upon you. And if you already are the Hand, there is a strong desire to stay loyal, too. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Mos Eisley Classic Race
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R The likes of Jabba like to make sure he gets a bargain in any deal, by making the cost to you higher than comfortable. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
A Promise is a Promise
by Diana deRiggs
Rated PG-13 If she makes you promise, is that ever open to (aggressive) negotiation? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Rogue Hazing
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG-13 To become a member of the team, hazing gives a person the opportunity to prove their mettle ... even if their mettle is how well that can take a butt-paddling. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Kriffing Nerfherder
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG-13 A tiny bonus tale from the prolific Bethany Handcuff! She had deemed it too short to post on its own, but this seems kind of like poetry? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Oysters for the Admiral
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo, BunchBox
Oysters: how to shuck them, and when you've had enough of them raw, recipes to keep you interested and salivating. Menu: Shuck You | Oyster Ceviche | Roasted Oysters | Stuffed & Baked Oysters | Fried Oyster Po'Boys | Oyster Stew Hut Cuisine — Recipes
Skywalker Twins' Salads: Celery and Oranges
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo, PotBellyPig, DrachmaProfile
Luke and Leia grew up apart, but evolved their own separate version of orange and celery in their favorite salads. Virtuous Sesame Orange Salad Dressing | Celery Relish with Mustard Orange Vinaigrette Hut Cuisine — Recipes

If getting into the mood comes from edibles or context, it's all good at the 'Hut.

September 13, 2011
We're trying something a little bit different, because one of the issues of maintaining Wookiee Hut is the lack of people doing markup. Yes, at Wookiee Hut, we write HTML the old fashioned way ... and sometimes when everyone is busy, it means we are very delayed getting stories up. So, we will start tp post in category blocks. Tonight, we present GFFA Fanfic by a variety of authors — some whom you know, and some you're meeting for the very first time on the 'Hut. Hey, don't be shy about letting us know your thoughts, of course!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Vongformed Jedi
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X / some Squick A good ol' BDSM tale feature Jeedai and much more than the Embrace of Pain! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Kiera Knightly: Star Wars XXX
Girls Girls Girls
Aliens in the Ass
by Celebutante
Rated NC-17 To some, this is the obvious way to salvage one of the Prequel movies ... starring the young woman who, at aged 14, had played Amidala's decoy. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Clone Wars: Secret Negotiations
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG-13 The events — large and small — do repeat themselves, especially in the GFFA. As authoress Bethany Handcuff points out, how did someone not think of this earlier? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Operation Knightfall II
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG-13 Admiral Daala is so exacting, she might demand a dress rehearsal for a series of arrests. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Moonlight Kisses
by Kidan
Rated PG Based on an Emily Dickinson poem, "Heart We Will Forget Him." GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Win/Win
by Diana deRiggs
Rated NC-17 A Janson & Klivian tale, which the authoress says came to her in a dream. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
For the Rarest of Loves
by Wraith6 & Bunchbox
Rated PG If you're not a particularly successful smuggler, and you decide after a long courtship and a very public engagement, how can you afford to buy the sweetest diamond ring to get upon one knee before your beloved? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Proposal
by Kidan
Rated PG Sometimes heros need a mother figure, too. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Crash
by Kidan
Rated PG There are other love stories, and more tragedies. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
A Life Not His Own
by Kidan
Rated PG This is a "it might have happened like this," showing that the Force is not completely random, but the Force can be mean to the Skywalker clan. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
HRD
by Kidan
Rated PG This reminds us of Guri, one of the first HRD we encountered in the GFFA. It also has tinges of "Ghost in the Shell." GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things

Thank you for the ongoig contributions! We enjoy reading the stories and things over and over ... but really, the new stuff is what we like to live fore, and we hope you love the GFFA, too.


May 9, 2011
It's spring in the northern hemisphere, at long last! With tornadoes, floods, wind, oscillating temperatures, things are just not as they should be ... including the Hut's delays in posting schedules. But the economy is improving bit by bit, and life is busy with work. That's not a bad thing! But sometimes, it does feel like the end of the world — but hopefully, like in the Ring of the Nibelung, that means a new world will follow, building on the ruins and lessons of the old. As optimistic as that can be, it's still scary — so seek comfort in those who love you for what you are! (Especially on Mother's Day ... even though the icon shows Brunhild with her father, Wotan, all the credit for his adoration of his favorite daughter goes to her mother, Erda. Really!)

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Imperial Prostitute III: The Return of the ProCorps Trooper
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG to NC-17 + Femslash Good things can't always last, and Grand Master Kyp Durron has figured out that his Jedi have been subjected to brainwashing by the Empire ... and it's really obvious that it's the susceptible, pre-disposed ones who really really want to be sexslaves. Admiral Daala oversteps her authority too — it's bad enough that she's arrested Han Solo, but now they've discovered what she's done to Leia ... hopefully, there is a graceful way to bow out, and the sacrifice of a brainwashabee is critical to the peace and satisfaction of the Galaxy! Besides, what's to say that this is the REAL reason behind the Imperial efforts? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Top Button
by Kidan
Rated PG When we are young, the world seems so stark in contrasts, till a simple chat roils it all up. It can make you wonder, what if it hadn't happened? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
What the ... Chili?? Oh!
by SuSu, Voort
aromatic vegetables, sausage, beef, beans, water, a good heavy-bottomed pot Wes's favorite chili is made by his roommate, Hobbie. And yet Hobbie is burning it, on purpose! Hut Cuisine — Recipes
Walküre
by Diana, Snorrlax, FengShui
Super Star Destroyer — intimidates and pleases! Part 2 of The Ring of the Nibelung, the story that inspired everything from Star Wars on back ... but not Lord of the Rings! This is the first time Humans appear in the world, and maybe the first time the set is a key player — it's a great new production that is more traditional for its ability to tell the story. Stories & Things — Reviews
Das Rheingold
by Diana, Snorrlax, GornPod
Super Star Destroyer — intimidates and pleases! Part 1 of The Ring of the Nibelung, it's actually meant to be a "short" prelude, at 2.5 hours long. All we can say is that it's all the Rheinmaidens' fault for teasing the gnome! If they'd been nice to him, none of what came after might have happened! Stories & Things — Reviews
The Queen of Spades
by Diana, Snorrlax, FengShui, EuGene
Super Star Destroyer — intimidates and pleases! This is a weird opera, and Tchaikovsky, a great cast, and a charming production make for a wonderful birthday gift to a friend, even if the major characters all end up dead ... well, it's opera! Stories & Things — Reviews
The Stoning of Soraya M.
by MaceVindaloo
Victory Star Destroyer (packs a wallop) Humans in any era can be unreasonable when they think they don't want you anymore — a true story. Stories & Things — Reviews
One Week
by MaceVindaloo
Imperial Star Destroyer (popular crowd pleaser) If you know you have one week to live, what do you want? What don't you want? Stories & Things — Reviews

So let's write about the ends and beginnings, of circles in time and instates washed by storm, or by brainwashing ... or a chance chat.


February 21, 2011
A week past Valentine's, and some of the results and repercussions from that day for lovers are often more interesting than the preparations leading up to it. Still, the romantics among us can't resist tales of love and hate and other things, and even a hand-drawn card.

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Imperial Prostitute III: The Return of the ProCorps Trooper
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG to NC-17 / Femslash Even though the Empire is in charge, they can't simply impose their will on everyone. Some delicate negotiations are needed, and sometimes demonstrating the benefits of the Empire's way is the best way. Especially if a surgically altered, willing "brainless sexslave" is the Jedi / Imperial liaison of choice! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Perfect Gift
by Kidan
Rated PG Tears can be elicited from any number of things, even a perfect gift. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Heat
Chapter 8
by Diana deRiggs
Rated NC-17 Seems that Jaina will forever be on the defensive, the silly woman. But being in love — even secretly — is a big burden. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Alema Rar Meets A Jedi Hunter
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG Can't judge a book by its sexy cover! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
To the End of Their Days
by Kidan
Rated PG A lot of conditions to this challenge, there are!GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Hunan Kitchen of Grand Sichuan
by MaceVindaloo
Flushing, NY No one knew about this wonderful place till the NY Times spilled the beans ... but the food is still good! Hut Cuisine — Noshery Reviews
Little Egypt
by MaceVindaloo
• Little Morocco
• El Karnak Luxor
• The Egyptian Coffee Shop
• Al-Sham Sweets and Pastries
The night Mubarak surrendered power to the Egyptian military, we decided to party with the ex-pats in this neighborhood in northwestern Queens county. Stories & Things — Reviews
La Traviata
by Diana, Snorrlax, FengShui, DarkLaddy
Super Star Destroyer — intimidates and pleases! "Traviata" means "one who has gone astray," and you know that's got to be a fun story. And this production was obvious and stylish. Stories & Things — Reviews
Tosca
by Diana, Snorrlax, FengShui, PakIrish, DarkLaddy, Tien, BunchBox
Super Star Destroyer — intimidates and pleases! The whole opera is a death trap, and it sounds glorious for it! Stories & Things — Reviews
Eye Heart Ewe
by Wraith6
Obiwan Kenobi, Hermione Bagwa A sheep heart is still a heart, right? Art & Stuff — GFFA

As beautiful as Valentine's Day is supposed to be ... the ugly and bad stuff is actually more fun, eh?


January 2, 2011
Happy New Year to one and all, even if we are late for some portions of the global population, and early for others. We hope you're all keeping warm and cool, depending on where on this planet you are, and your personal preference, of course. Having the freedom to have a preference and justice that is real and fair — what a luxury for many of us! And one for which we should always be grateful; like real humans, members of the GFFA are prone to torture and imprisonment, too. Art can do a more excellent job of depicting injustices and the machinations of fate and growing up — so, please enjoy the Hut's contributions to the stories and knowledge of the world. Enjoy your winter (or summer) holidays in peace and good will toward to all sentient beings!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Pleasure & Pain
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
by Kidan
Rated PG-13 When last we saw him, Anakin was imprisoned in the Yuuzhan Vong embrace of pain, denying that he will kill his beloved. He's determined and outraged by the unjust imprisonment, but Lumiya is not interested in justice — not in the conventional manner. So, if he won't kill her ... what will he kill? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Birthday Present
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R It's something, to be able to give a gift of life and pleasure in the most intimate of ways. That should count for something! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Captured Jedi
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R To paraphrase Alema Rar, there is a difference between being in bondage and actually being captured. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jedi Jaina Solo is ... Arrested on Agamar!
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R Jaina decides to take the offer to experience the unjust imprisonment practices in an Agamarian backwater prison for herself. The prison uniform includes 15 cm heels in transparent plastex, so that nothing can be smuggled in, we guess? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jade's Scion
Chapter 37 — Valin
Rated PG
Chapter 38 — Sannah
Rated PG
Chapter 39 — Jysella
Rated PG
Chapter 40 — Ben
Rated PG
by Kidan
Rated PG Ben Whitesun, née Skywalker, is the likely cause of all of their troubles ... but perhaps he holds the key to the solution. Justice, perhaps, could be served through him. Ah, the legacy of being a Skywalker — a tool of the galaxy! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Japor
Chapter 10
Rated PG
Chapter 11
Rated PG
by Kidan
Rated PG It's said that justice is determined on a scale, to see where in the balance a person's fate can lie, based on the weight of evidence. Actions are often part of that balance, giving them way more weight — especially if the weight is not orginally yours to bear. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Corfu Grill
by MaceVindaloo
Forest Hills, NY Things do change, whether you are there to observe them or not. It's not only just to check out somewhere you didn't care for before, on the chance it could be better. But also, simply for one's benefit, should it improve! Hut Cuisine — Noshery Reviews
Don Carlo
by Diana, Snorrlax, BunchBox, Pakirish, FengShui
Super Star Destroyer Your king rules all the known world, and some of the newly discovered lands, too. But who is in charge? A tale of intrigue, emotion, and glorious score have a crisp, new production with a glorious cast, for an astonishing effect, including the burning of heretics! Stories & Things — Reviews

Judge as you will — it's a whole new year! Happy 2011, to all!