2010

The Wookiee Hut News and Weather: 2010 Archive

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December 5, 2010
At WookieeHut, there are some universal cravings. A short list might include a desire to learn more about the Rogues and their death-defying and very human adventures. Or wanting to know that the rulers of the GFFA are kinky and crave the controlled training required of an elite type of Imperial Trooper. Or the desire for value for money, especially when it comes to food, where a show and seduction are requirements for dinner. And of course, such topics and things are featured here, for your reading pleasure.

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Project Echo
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG The final chapters of Gillian's story of deceit and rescue. I mean, we know that Wedge will come back to the GFFA intact, but will he be able to cope? Tycho and Iella drop some bombshells on the former prisoner, which would make normal men crumble. Considering the opening chapter in this set has him on the brink, can a man — even one like Wedge Antilles — take these shocks to his emotional core? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Imperial Prostitute HC-00001
Chapter 1
Rated NC-17 / Slash (f/f)
Chapter 2
Rated R
Chapter 3
Rated Rated NC-17 / Slash (f/f)
Chapter 4
Rated Rated NC-17 / Slash (f/f)
Chapter 5
Rated NC-17
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R to NC-17 with FemSlash Jagg Fel is a very persuasive man, and has the knack for negotiating public and secret treaties with no fuss, no muss. His secret? Enslavement is such an ugly word; is a girl a slave if she wanted it, and signed those documents (apparently) willingly? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Imperial Prostitute SX-51472 ZERO
Chapter 8
Rated X / FemSlash
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R to X with FemSlash This is the final chapter for the "prequel" of the "Imperial Prostitute" multi-series. It's listed with the rest of the links too, but we thought you'd want to know about its later arrival. Sorry for any inconvenience or delayed pleasure! ;) GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Dinner and a Show
by Kidan
Rated PG Once shaped, you bear more than they physical scars. It's nice when your boyfriend understands and lets you enjoy memories of your torment by taking you to a fine dining establishment run by the torturer's race. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jaina's Fetish Shopping Trip
Chapter 1
Rated NC-17
Chapter 2
Rated NC-17
Chapter 3
Rated NC-17 / Slash (f/f)
Chapter 4
Rated NC-17 / Slash (f/f)
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 with FemSlash Awakening the sexual beast within carries great responsibility — it has to be fed and attended to, and if it can be done with a shopping discount, life can be more fun than expected! Besides, doesn't everyone kind of wish they were Alema Rar? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jaina's Humiliating Medical Exam
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 Back on Duro, Jaina was subjected to a "cleansing" to rid her body of crab-like bugs, but something about the mix of mechanical and chemical treatments has left her denuded ... permanently. How can she be sure this scrub-down hasn't damaged anything other than her ability to grow her hair? Why, subject your whiny little self to an anonymous free medclinic with specially equipped 'droids, of course! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Tahiri in Her Prison Cell
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R It's said that every person has their limit. When you reach yours, will you respond as definitively as this Jedi/Vong amalgam? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Tokyo Teriyaki
by Diana, Snorrlax
Forest Hills, NY Being up an alley by the police station may not be any guarantee of decent food, but a large cross section of people seem to like this take on "authentic" Japanese fare. Hut Cuisine — Noshery Reviews

Go on, keep craving ... it's your right and you can't resist, anyway! ;)


October 17, 2010
Traditions and authenticity can be good things, and the Hut has our share. This includes a pilot in peril story, and a pilot not in peril story (but with hot sex) tale, and Noshery reviews of places hidden from even the natives close-by. Plenty of winds of change buffeting us, too, but we kind of like that. We hope you can hold on as the stiff breezes bring chooler (a freaky lovechild of "chilly" and "cooler") weather and (hopefully) inspiration for tales both fresh and lurid!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Imperial Prostitute SX-51472 ZERO
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R to X with FemSlash Every story has a beginning, and you KNOW you want to know all about how the ProCorps Troopers are trained and indoctrinated. It's sort of a how-to manual, for those so inclined ... GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Project Echo
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG It takes more than determined Imps to keep Wedge down, but the use of an illegal remotely activated neural shock device will make things less fair. Go, Pulsar Skate, go! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Best Day of His Life, or His Worst?
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated G An anonymous pilot tells a story of his first survival of a battle. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Mom, Dad, I Want To Be A Mando
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG Now that Jaina is the only child, her parents maybe might be more indulgent than before? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jedi Mistress: An Alema Rar Adventure
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated PG-13 Being an apprentice is straightforward in some ways, but no matter how strange the lessons, there are reasons ... and Alema Rar is a suprrisingly compassionate master ... er mistress. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Grand Pu Bah
by Diana
San Francisco, CA A seedy and industrial part of town shows signs of improvement: a Thai place in a town with many Thai places. Hut Cuisine — Noshery Reviews

It's not a bad idea to just let the ideas flow — whether short or multi-part tales, or a restaurant in an unpromising area. It's fun and many will enjoy!


September 19, 2010
The dying days of summer burst forth in color and activity — whether of a harvest, the changing colors of ripened produce and flame-colored leaves ... or a weather burst! At Hut HQ, we suffered a tornado which devastated trees ... but more importantly, we lost Internet connections! It was interesting to not have a way to go online for a few days. We got some cleaning done, some organizing, etc. And the fruits of that will show up in the next few postings, as we were inspired in a Star Wars sort of way by all the non-online stuff we did. Of course, other Hutties have been constantly inspired, with tales and reviews to satiate us all!

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Imperial Prostitute SX-51472 — Episode II: The Hapan Harem
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 (overall) with FemSlash SX-51472's life had taken a turn for the pleasurable, but being an Imperial slave is not all fun and games. Sometimes bad things happen, and the slaves will do the right thing by their masters. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Project Echo
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG Wedge's friends are piecing together the mystery of the man they though was Wedge, and the hows and whys he came to be among them. It's obvious that whoever did this wanted Wedge alive, but for how long? Lond enough to rescue him? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jedi Adventures: Alema Rar Gets Pulled Over
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R It's a "corrupt cop who gets what's coming to him" tale with a wicked twist. And the description of Alema's clothes is hot! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: BDSM Aboard the Trickster
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X / FemSlash The three most "influencible" Jedi bondage girls get the Vong treatment: one to forget her emotional pain, one because she likes pain, and one just because she's uptight! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Secret Garden Bruschetta
by SuSu, Voort
cherry tomatoes, limoncello, olive oil, toast With only a small hidden space, Harry Potter learned the joys of fresh tomatoes, and only a few are needed to make a meal for the deprived young lad. Hut Cuisine — Appetizers
Fette Sau
by MaceVindaloo, Susu, Gornpod, Joshikins
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY Barbeque in a converted garage, especially the smoked pork belly. It's worth getting up earlier for it! Hut Cuisine — Noshery Reviews

Inspired bursts are the way to go, whether to have some pork belly, create a recipe for a handful of cherry tomatoes, or wondrous tales.


August 29, 2010
Calling them the "dog days of summer" brings many things to mind ... including that the "dog" in question is the constellation Sirius. Which brings to mind stars, space ... and Harry Potter! In a place like Wookiee hut, it all comes together. How? Well, obviously, space and stars for our favorite fandom, but also "stars" as in entertainers, or people who are the best. If you're not sure what we're on about, do read up — check out all the links, from fanfic, to musical theatre, to cupcakes. It's all a form of stellar evolution ... And whether your idea of space and stars entails the literal or the ridiculously sublime, enjoy visiting us at WookieeHut ... and stay for a cupcake and a quick "pick me up," maybe? Oh, and while we're at it, be careful of the ratings — "dog days of summer" can also imply something erotic, too. ;)

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Imperial Prostitute
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 (overall) This excellently crafted tale of the Imperial "ProCorps" has to be read in order, for the surprising first and last chapters. You'll enjoy it, you'll see! Starring the favorite daughters of the rebellion, as well as their most interesting enemies. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Decontamination on Duro
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 Required reading for fans of Bethany Handcuff's Jaina Solo tales, because ever twisted story has a beginning! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
The Manacle Model
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R Beskar is a substance forged on Mandalore which resists lightsabre attacks, but unlike cortosis ore, it is durable and can be made into armor ... or manacles. And why not get a pretty undercover Jedi to model them for you ... just to make sure they work, of course! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Project Echo
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG Wedge is dead ... there are witnesses and a body. So why does no one accept that Wedge is dead? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Alema Rar Visits a Bondage Club
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated X Our favorite twisted Twi'lek obviously has a bondage thing, and Bethany Handcuff write a pure porn-laced erotic tale — complete with raucous details! — in what was to be a chapter of Jedi Adventures, but it's juicy and stands on it's own feet ... totally appropriate because arms are not meant to be used for some things in a bondage club! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Wars: Hapan Crown Jewels
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated R The term "jewels" is often open to interpretation, but this was not something Tenel Ka expected when she accepted her station as Queen Mother. Somehow, a world rules by strong and manipulative women led to an interesting fashion statement. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
La Cage aux Folles
by Gillian F. Taylor
Death Star Musical theatre starring Wedge Antilles! Err ... we mean, Denis Lawson! And he sings! He dances! And has a partner named Albert! Reviews — Stories & Things
Gillian the Mastermind, the UK
as reported by Gillian F. Taylor
Incredibly difficult and very brave! The UK television show Mastermind is a rare experience. Gilliam made the finals, and reports on her first quest to conquer the Black Chair! Her subject: The Romney Marsh novels of Monica Edwards; and Blake 7. Field Reports — Stories & Things
Peanut Butter & Jelly Cupcakes
by SuSu
yellow cake, jelly, peanut butter frosting, butterscotch chips Ever know a kid who wouldn't try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? This cupcake is modelled on a jelly donut, with peanut butter frosting, and it's broken down many a resistance to "new things." Hut Cuisine — Snacks & Sweets

Whether shackled down, imprisoned, or being a goof, every situation in the Hut is full of vim and vigor, and some unexpected twist, too. Just like life. :)


July 5, 2010
The 'Hut does live ... updated less frequently, kind of like a maturing lady, don't you think? There are no plans yet to move the site or to end the updates. So, don't give up on us! AFter all, where else could you get your fill of fanfic, both new and past, clean and not; recipes; reviews ... anything a Star Wars fan might need is her or his life. And remember, we also feature stories from other fan-verses, too, including Star Trek, Firefly / Serenity, etc. And some cute little tales are in our recipe section. Thank you for sticking with us. Be sure to send your tales and recipes in, as well as your communiques to authors or to Hut management. We still live and breath this stuff, and you should, too! (By the way ... to those of you in the USA, Happy Birthday, America!)

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Ruminations
Star Wars: Lightsabers
by ShadowChaser
Rated PG With every lightsaber lost, Anakin has to build a new one. Like Obi-wan before him, each lightsabre is an opportunity to redefine a Jedi, himself. And like a want in another universe, the lightsaber chooses his master, too. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jaina's Discovery
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 Our resident bondage fangirl, Bethany Handcuff, has a naughty mind and that mind has come up with a totally credible and totally dirty story involving Jaina, Lando, Leia, Han ... but not in the mixture you'd expect. It's a fun tale! GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Heat
Chapter 7
Rated X
by Diana deRiggs
Rated X He can't resist teasing his quarry, but he needs to learn that sometimes the cornered beast may not give in so easily. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Star Trek: The Romulan Guest
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 / Slash Mind control done by a Vulcan is a rather clean thing. Leave it to Romulans to foul the tidy waters of the concept! Other Fanfic — Stories & Things
Les Contes d'Hoffmann
by Diana, MaceVindaloo
Death Star Offenbach's last opera is full of Gothic angst, and Bart Sher's production includes heavy dashes of Kafka and Fellini, too. Reviews — Stories & Things
Stiffelio
by Diana, MaceVindaloo, Bunchbox, FengShui
Imperial Star Destroyer: crowd pleaser Censors halted this Giuseppi Verdi opera before it could be performed. A century later, it's popular! Damned censors! Reviews — Stories & Things
Carmen
by Diana, MaceVindaloo, BunchBox, Glenburnie, GornPod, FengShui
Death Star Opera's perennial bad girl has our hearts; she's even Hut-worthy in this tale orf seduction, rejection, and death. Reviews — Stories & Things
Redneck Seafood Bento: Paella
by SuSu, BunchBox
seafood, chicken, sausages, rice, vegetables, peas A delicious and quietly sophisticated picnic box is preferable to a fancy, pretty one, at least according to Jayne Cobb's mother. Hut Cuisine — Mains: Seafood

There's plenty to chew on here. Yummy! Be sure to let us know how you feel, and your preferences for future postings!


January 24, 2010
Things are never really as they seem. Can you trust your eyes or your mind? Do you go to an opera for just the sounds or to suspend belief? Is pain always bad or is no pain worse? Do your friends alway have your best interests in mind or are you simply a pet? Of course not ... or maybe! That's what makes things interesting. And even if you think you know what's going on, is it within your control? Could your loved one end up in your arms ... dying? Will you love something or someone despite yourself ... regardless of how they feel? The 'hut brings some tastiness to a cold, wintry northern hemisphere season — a hot sizzling tale (or a half dozen!) and a delicious apple pie. Mmm ... heat up some cider, it'll go with either ... or maybe you'd rather negotiate with other demons?

TITLE RATING or SUBJECT DESCRIPTION CATEGORY
Project Echo
Chapter 12
by Gillian F. Taylor
Rated PG No-o-o-o ...! The ending will make you feel like Tycho does, and will there be more ... we sure hope so. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Alema Rar Visits Hapes
by Bethany Handcuff
Rated NC-17 / Slash (ff) The start of the tale may make you feel like you've read this before ... yes, you sort of have. This is the next tale, following Star Wars: Jedi Adventures — Alema Rar, and it's pretty dirty, too. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Pleasure & Pain
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
by Kidan
Rated PG-13 The more Anakin resists, the more creative his captors become. Jedi mind tricks can hold nothing over a determined woman or two. Why does he resist? GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Heat
Chapter 6
by Diana deRiggs
Rated X Jagged Fel has long ago confessed his obsession with Jaina Solo. He's just getting 'round to explaining it to her, in his very own way. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Chosen One
by Thrawn McEwok
Rated R When you are the Queen Mother, having a baby requires a choice of father. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
JainaTaat
by Thrawn McEwok
Rated PG Re-introducing yourself to your family, when you become one with your new chosen "other." GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
Jaina Joiner
by Diana deRiggs
Rated PG-13 A drawing inspired by the story JainaTaat GFFA Art
Shadows
by Thrawn McEwok
Rated R A prison doesn't have to keep you contained. Sometimes the prison is not the room or building. GFFA Fanfic — Stories & Things
La Damnation de Faust
Review by Diana, MaceVindaloo, Bunchbox, GornPod, FengShui
Metropolitan Opera, New York City A new interactive, multimedia presentation of a difficult-to-stage opera, based on Goethe's story of a man who willingly sells his soul to the Devil. GFFA Fanfic — Reviews
Walnut-Crumbed Sour Cream Apple Pie
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo
apples, walnuts, sour cream, spices, egg, flour Being able to bake an apple pie is sometimes the right antidote to what ails you, especially if you're stressed out, homeless, and need something magical to keep your spirits together. Hut Cuisine — Desserts

You might have noticed, there are some "blasts from the past" listed on our "latest" ... making them less "late" but no less current. We'll do this now and again, to give you a chance to rediscover some of our old favorites. If you have any you'd love to see featured again, let us know!