Technicolor Hummer
PlazaQueen

We were driving along minding our own business when we saw a Humvee dealership with the latest model featured up front, right by the road. Normally, we don't pay attention to such folderal, but we noticed something odd ... the paint color changed as we got closer and farther from the car! Having just seen "Joseph and His Technicolor Dreamcoat," this filk came forth almost painlessly ...



Jacob
Joseph's mother, she was quite my favorite wife
I never really loved another all my life
And Joseph was my joy because
He reminded me of her

Narrator
Through young Joseph, Jacob lived his youth again
Loved him, praised him, gave him all he could, but then
It made the rest feel second best
And even if they were

Brothers
Being told we're also-rans
Does not make us Joseph fans

Narrator
But where they had really missed the boat is

Brothers
We're great guys but no-one seems to notice

Narrator
Joseph's charm and winning smile
Failed to slay them in the aisle
And his father couldn't see the danger
He could not imagine any danger
He just saw in Joseph all his dreams come true
Jacob wanted to show the world he loved his son
To make it clear that Joseph was the special one
So Jacob bought his son a car
A multi-colored car to drive

Brothers & Female Ensemble
Joseph's car was elegant
The paint was fine
The tasteful style was the
Ultimate in good design
And this is why it caught the eye
A king would stop and stare

Narrator
And when Joseph turned it on
He knew his boring days were gone

Narrator, Female Ensemble & Children
Such a dazzling car of many colors
How he loved his car of many colors

Narrator
In a class above the rest
It even went well with his vest
Such a stunning car of many colors
How he loved his car of many colors
It was red and yellow and green and
Brown and blue
Joseph's brothers weren't
Too pleased with what they saw

Brothers
We had never liked him
All that much before
And now this car
Has gone too far
We feel life is unfair

Narrator, Female Ensemble & Children
And when Joseph graced the scene
His bothers turned a shade of green
His astounding car, it took the biscuit

Brothers
Quite the smoothest hummer in the district

Joseph & Female Ensemble
I look handsome, I look smart
I own a driving work of art
Such a dazzling car of many colors
How I love my car of many colors

Narrator, Joseph, Ensemble & Children
It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ocher and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And red and yellow and green and brown
Scarlet and black and ocher and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And blue ...



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