Palpatine
A filk based on Queen's "Killer Queen"
Iella



He keeps old Jedi statues
In museum cabinets.
Takes them out to play with,
Really likes to break their necks.
Enamoured with prophecy
And twisted Sith philosophy,
At anytime an execution
He will attend.

Do you see blue lightning?
Feel your gullet tightening?
Stomach turned to ice?

Then it's Palpatine.
As Emperor he's supreme
With Death Star turbo laser beam.
He'll squeeze your skull and fry your mind
Anytime ...

Buddy, please, take our advice,
He has a torrid appetite.
Wanna die ...?

He loves torture sessions,
He really likes to innovate.
He's the kind of weirdo
Only a fool would date.
Met his ex the other day,
Her head's still on the wrong way —
Imagine the horror,
She can see her own behind!

His sex appeal is on the rocks,
He needs some serious botox —
He's hideous day and night.

He's Palpatine.
As Emperor he's supreme
With Death Star turbo laser beam.
He'll squeeze your skull and fry your mind
Anytime ...

Lady, please, take our advice,
He has a torrid appetite.
Wanna die ...?


With his death sticks and flowing cloak he's
Not a normal kind of bloke.
No first aid expertise
Protects you from his Force choke.
He'll turn you to the Dark Side, Side
He's coming to get you ...

He's Palpatine.
As Emperor he's supreme
With Death Star turbo laser beam.
He'll squeeze your skull and fry your mind
Anytime ...

Buddy, please, take our advice,
He has a torrid appetite.
Wanna die?

Ladies, please, take our advice,
He has a torrid appetite.
Wanna die?
Oh me, oh my ...!



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