Meltdown
A filk-rap based on the Bloodhound Gang's "Fire, Water, Burn"
Iella


Yo, rapper dudes. Remember the Corellian trilogy when the Solo kids were actually KIDS. And like all kids they were often in trouble, especially the day they tried to adapt a droid to be their servant. You may remember how the twins found out that Anakin's amazing skills with machines had their limitations.

So here is Li'l 'Kin vs the Twins ...



Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
If our mother finds out we'll be dead, dead,
Or sent up to bed.

Hello, my name is Anakin and that's my sister Jaina,
And that melty thing she's holding is an exploded droid restrainer,
And, in case you didn't guess, the one who's waving his arms and pacin'
Round the room and shouting, "Blaster bolts!" is my older brother Jacen,
Which is Jacen's way of saying that he knows we're in deep poodoo,
And we're stuck with Threepio when the one we need is Artoo Detoo.
I can hear a noise like footsteps that sound kind of like a Wookiee's,
So I guess that means we can kiss goodbye to our treat of chocolate cookiees, coz

Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Darn there goes the carpet all the way to the door.
We are dead for sure.

All we wanted was to make a droid who'd clean up all our mess,
So I guess you'd have to say that it's a work still in progress,
And as long as we can hide him before mum and dad come looking,
I can tell them Jacen's pet fire dragon tried to do some cooking.
And they usually believe me coz they think I'm kind of cute,
And though the Force is strong it sure don't stop me fooling Uncle Luke.
But I'll prob'ly get it this time coz no matter how good my manners
I can't hide the fact I've melted Dad's best set of hydrospanners.

Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
Our droid, our droid, our droid is on fire,
We're gonna need some water or we'll have to blow!
Uh-oh! Where'd they go?

Hey where are you, bro'?
Ohh Ohh,
Threepio's in a flap,
Ohh, Ohh,
Aww, this isn't fair!
Ohh, Ohh,
Why should I take the rap?
Ohh, Ohh,
It wasn't my idea!
Ohh, Ohh,
Somebody find a tap!
Ohh, Ohh,
Bother and blow!
Ohh, Ohh,
I'm going for a nap,
Ohh, Ohh,

Uhhhh - hi Mum!



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