Lt. Kettch's Holiday Carols
Rosie and Her Elves!

A little eggnog goes a long way when itís an Ewok who imbibes. Kettch fell into the punchbowl and came up singing at the top of his lungs putting his own special spin on a couple of Holiday classic tunes ...


Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
[with peanut gallery commentary]


Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
[Nerfherder]
Had a very shiny nose
[Hiss-snap!]
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows
[Like a lightsabre]
All of the other reindeer
[Bullseyed Womprats]
used to laugh and call him names
[Like Bantha Poodoo]
They never let poor Rudolph
[Tauntaun]
join in any reindeer games
[Like Podracing]

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say
[Wearing fuzzy 'jammies]
Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Then how the reindeer loved him
[Served with Gravy]
and they shouted out with glee
[Yippee!]
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
[Flies like a Mynoch]
You'll go down in history.
[Like Chancellor Valorum]


Lukie, the Blond-haired Farmboy
(Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)


Lukie the blond-haired farmboy
had a very whiny voice.
And if you ever heard it,
You'd wince if you had a choice.

All of the other sand folk
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Wormie
join in any Boonta Eve games.

Then one blazing sunny day
Obi-wan came to say
Lukie with Pop's saber bright
won't you save the Alliance tonight?

Then how the Rebels loved him
as they shouted out with glee
Lukie, the blond-haired farmboy
you'll go down in his-to-ree...



Sith Lord Vader's Comin' to Town
(Sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Comin' to Town)


You'd better watch out.
You'd better not cry.
You'd better not whine.
I'm tellin' you why.
Sith Lord Vader's comin' to town.

He's sending out probes.
He's tracking them now.
He's gonna track down
those Rebels somehow ...
Sith Lord Vader's comin' to town.

He chokes you when you're breathing.
He'll throw you at a wall.
He'll lie to you until
to the Dark Side you will fall.

You'd better watch out.
You'd better not cry.
You'd better not whine.
I'm tellin' you why.
Sith Lord Vader's comin' to town!



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