GFFA Hums
Iella
Scribbles by Diana




[Based on "Jonathan Jo"]

Teneniel Djo
(A warning kind of poem written by Luke after a visit to Dathomir)

Teneniel Djo
Has a mouth like a bow.
She looks cute but she's full of surprises;
She's after a man,
So take care where you land,
'Coz she'll get you, whatever your size is.





[Based on "Happiness"]

Satisfaction
(A happy kind of poem about Jag on the occasion of a date with Jaina.)

Jag had
Thigh High
Nerf Hide
Boots on;
Jag gave his
Dark Hair
A Hasty
Pat;
Jag had sleek
Black Skin Tight
Pants on —
And that
(Said Jag)
Is
That.



[Based on "Brownie"]

Blondie
(A confessional kind of poem by Anakin)

In a corner of my bedroom is a great big curtain,
If mum knew who's behind it I'd be in the poo;
I think she's gone to bed, but I'm not quite certain.
(Tahiri isn't certain, too.)





[Based on Pooh's "Tiddely Pom" hum from Chapter 1 of The House at Pooh Corner.]

Boom
(A lamenting, vengeful kind of hum made by R2D2 while putting up with C3PO when they were waiting for Luke and Han to return on Hoth)

The more it snows,
[Enhance: thermo circuits]

The more he goes,
[Mute: auditory circuits]

The more he goes,
[Disable: auditory circuits]

On moaning.
Little does he know,
[Activate: blast circuits]

How close he grows,
[Prime: blast circuits]

How close he grows,
[Activate: target circuits]

To exploding.



[Based on "Spring Morning"]

Hoth Morning
(A fatalistic kind of poem by Hobbie}

Where am I going? I don't quite know.
Down to the ice with my shields aglow —
My rudder ain't working, and my drive's just blown —
Anywhere, anywhere. I don't know.



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