Major Fel's Chutney
by SuSu, Csillag
Major Soontir Fel has been credited with many recipes on WookieeHut; being the farmboy he is, we figured he knew a thing or two about comfort food and preserving fruits and vegetables. In fact, the fact that he got along with Evir Derricote is also good evidence. When he was a major, he was sent to the much-maligned 181st, and whipped them into shape as a formidable fighter squadron. How'd he do it? Not just through the strength of his personality, that's for sure ... no, he was also a kind and persuasive man, and he would reward his men for doing well by cooking for them!
When he was promoted to Colonel and later was captured / surrendered to the New Republic, his men actually smuggled him a goodbye card with this poem limned in it:
All pilots when imbibing in glutt'ny
Like meat with a bit of their C.O.'s chutney
In woe, his squadron end this doggerel
For "tranferred" was Major Fel when became he a Colonel!
In return, he smuggled back the recipe for the chutney to his men, who dubbed it "Major Fel's Chutney"! Surely, the highest honor any commanding officer could expect?
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