Wookiee Hut Cuisine presents:
Dragon's Breath Spread
by Rosie and Susu

Like many strong women, Ysanne Isard favored strong, pungent flavors. She really enjoyed feeling like she'd eaten. If she was to keep her figure, she couldn't eat much, so she liked to make what she did eat count.

This recipe is known to her as "Raltiir Gentleman's Spread," but the cooking staff call it "Dragon's Breath," named for the woman who not only enjoyed eating it, but for the effect on her breath! Good thing they had more than just breath mints in the GFFA!


  • 8 ounces cream cheese
  • 8 tablespoons butter, lightly salted (1 stick / ¼ lb.)
  • 2 - 3 tablespoons sweet Hungarian powdered paprika
  • ½ teaspoon hot Hungarian powdered paprika (optional)
  • 1 teaspoon garlic powder
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • ½ small onion, grated
Allow cream cheese and butter to soften in a small bowl at room temperature for 15 to 20 minutes. Mix with a fork, adding seasonings and grated onion. Adjust seasonings to taste. It should end up being a pink-orange color. The longer it sits, the better the flavors meld, and the stronger yet mellower. This spread is great on sandwiches for picnics or on crackers for a snack. Makes about 2 cups, or a pint. Store covered in the refrigerator (if you don't cover it, prepare for everything else to smell or taste like it!).


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