Wookiee Hut Cuisine presents:
Beer Braised Beast
by SuSu, MaceVindaloo
"It sure is a pity and a shame that you're wasting that there beer, o-yah," said the man purportedly from Agamar. He was talking to a man who was a member of the crew of the former Imperial Star Destroyer Hawkbat. The Agamarian was not who he appeared to be, however.
He was none other than Wedge Antilles, commander of Wraith Squadron, and he was looking to prove to the New Republic that their washouts shouldn't be allowed to disappear from the military. Instead, they should be repurposed, retrained, recycled it could be that they were not where they should be, or in the wrong environment. Thus he found himself in a dirtside dive flanked by Face Loran and Myn Donos as the now-infamous Lod, Fod, and Dod, brothers from Agamar, forwarding his attitude to waste nothing.
"Nope, you boys, you're rich and all. Must be nice that you can waste beer like that, oh-yah. Now, back home, we'd see beer which can't be drunk as a real opportunity, yessir!"
"As what, fertilizer?" The Hawkbat man didn't think a yokel like Lod could teach him anything.
"Nah," chimed in Fod, "we'd be making a right beautiful dish with gornt or maybe some nice wildebeast that Peepaw might'a shot, eh?"
Dod allowed his eyes to glaze over. "Mmmm ... beer braised beast ..." He managed to make it sound so good that other members of the Hawkbat's crew came by to find out what was so delicious? Then they challenged the boys to show them and Wedge pulled out this tried and true braised dish. It loosened up the enemy enough to extract the information they needed. Oh-yah!
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