Redneck Vader
by Wraith6 and Pika-So

Given Anakin Skywalker's roots, and knowing that under Palpatine he didn't want for money, how do you think Vader spent his spare time? Lightsabre duels? No, I mean, look how much he deteriorated with no one to fight by the time Obi-wan came back for him on the Death Star! No, we think Vader let himself relax a bit too much, let himself go ... and we think he was a proud redneck, compelte with big entertainment equipment, beer siphon, and NASCAR on the telly! Look, here's a picture a hapless minion took right before Vader caught him there!

Redneck Vader by Wraith6