by Diana & Iella

Now most of you who read the NJO are familiar with Onimi. But did you know that that sneaky little Yuuzhan Vong masquerades as the rapper Onimem? Well — there you are then. Now you know. To read his rap, see Iella's filk of an original Eminem song, Just Bruise It. Gives us some idea of what the Vong look like in their leisure time! Note Onimem's retained the Ooglith armguards, and not one to use a microphone (technology of the infidels!), the amphstaff has many more uses than just as a weapon. The cap is from Team Yuuzhan Vong, yo!