House Elves


When Sirius Black returns to his ancestral residence, he finds himself the owner of a garbage heap, thanks to his insane old house elf, Kreacher. He hires Dobby and Winky to help with the clean up, though he ended up leaving the cleaning in the capable hands of Molly Weasley, eventually. He just couldn't manage Winky's sorrow and drinking, or Dobby's acquisitiveness, nor especially Kreacher's constant undermining of Sirius's efforts!

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